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Pepe Le Pew makes aliyah and protects the Jews |
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Written by Steven Plaut
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Wednesday, 22 July 2009 |
Them tricky Jews. Seems they have recruited Pepe Le Pew to help them control the violent hooligans and anarcho-fascist thugs who meet weekly inthe West Bank town of Bil’in and try to sabotage Israel’s security fence.
They violently attack Israeli police and soldiers there to show their support for Palestinian suicide bombers and mass murderers. They are opposed to the security fence because it makes it harder for the terrorists to get in and mass murder Jews. Israel has decided to give them two scents worth!
While the ‘anarchists’ clearly are in desperate need of a spanking, Israel has decided to keep them in line by using ‘skunk bombs.’ These ‘bombs’ – actually just a canister spray – apparently are so smelly that even an anarchist who has not bathed in 18 months is capable of being offended and repulsed by the odour.
“The skunk bomb is a foul-smelling liquid which is sprayed on the rioters,” explained an IDF source, noting that a recent demonstration was dispersed within minutes of firing the bomb into the crowd. “The smell is so strong that people flee immediately.”
While I personally would recommend use of live ammo on the ‘anarchists,’ I am amused by the idea of these guys smelling so bad that they cannot get into their favourite café to order a latte.
Meanwhile, let me be the first to welcome Pepe Le Pew on his making aliyah to the Land of Israel! |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 28 July 2009 )
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